Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: You awaken groggily. The aliens who look like Tootie are all around you now, and one steps forward. "I must brief you for your mission. We are dropping you off at Earth:2923, where everything has gotten really screwed up and people are very very evil. You must infiltrate "SMASH CENTRAL", where evildoers beat up unfortunate cripples. These evildoers follow the ever elusive Secret Overlord of Cripple Smashery. If you can uncover who this Overlord is, and defeat him, perhaps freedom will reign on Earth in that time period once again. And if that doesn't work, you could NUKE the place maybe !! " You are beamed out of the ship and onto the ground. You notice a customs official who looks warily at you. "Gotta have a job to get in here!" he says !!! "What's yours?"
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